Funny Post About Poker Pimpin'

I was reading my buddies website today and came across a hilarious post that pokes fun at online poker players in general. It's called online poker pimping, and it describes the 10 steps you need to follow to become an online poker pimp. The whole thing is a joke, but it is extremely funny if you're a poker player because you can relate to everything he's saying.

For example, in one section of the post (Step 8) he talks about getting bitches. The funniest part about the getting bitches is when he states that if you really want to be a poker baller, you HAVE to get a massage at the table - it's a necessity. I'm sure we've all seen the faggots getting massages at the table after they win a $30 pot...